Sue's Corner

Four years of adolescent insanity, disorder, and an over spending of parental funding while you pretend to study for a degree that you never intend to use. You can graduate in four years, but you’ll still be spending the next six living in your mothers house, working along side acne ridden high school students at the Walmart checkout for minimum wage. Whatever physiology degree you will have will certainly come in handy when trying to determine if a customer wants her items in plastic or plastic. 

Furthermore, what difference is there between graduating valedictorian and graduating within the top 95 percentile? None. Both get identical pieces of paper and once the salutes are over, they will both be on the streets ready to fall into the prostitution to actually make themselves feel accomplished. I, personally, would rather hire the graduate that barely made it through. If someone could just slide into a diploma, chances are that he’s a lot more likely to be a cunning man in the field. Also, he would work for pennies and if he’s sly enough, blaming business malfunctions on him would only result in everyone getting out clean (and if not, who cares anyway). 

Forget illegal immigrants when you can hire yourself a college graduate for the same amount of pay. And, chances are, they at least speak English.